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Catarina Kerr

My character.  My book character.  My Star Wars character.

Just the Way I See It

My View of Star Wars

If you are here, then I guess you love Star Wars, too!

I saw Star Wars for the first time when I was seven years old (guess I'm giving away my age!).  I have a great deal of the original Star Wars action figures, but no, they are not in mint condition.  Those figures have been through many a childhood battle and even defeated my Barbie dolls, even though the dolls were much bigger!  Now the old figures reside in my closet in a Darth Vader Collections Case (the new figures reside in boxes in my second house).  I take them out every once in a while just to view them and make sure they are all still there!  As you might have guessed, my favorite Star Wars character is Darth Vader.

Now that you know that Darth Vader is my favorite character, let me tell you what I think about the Rebels: GET MY LIGHTSABER!  Can you say, "Duh!"  How can the most powerful Empire in the known galaxy be defeated by a pack of unorganized, thrown together at the last minute, bunch of Rebels?  In the real world it would never happen!  But, as we all know, in the Star Wars Universe the good guys away win in the end (kind of like in those old western movies).  I wish I could read at least one complete Star Wars book (the new ones included) and not know that the Rebellion will win in the end.  Oh yeah, a lot of the good guys die and all, but the good guys still come out victorious in the end.  Great, just great (if you like the good guys)!  Don't get me wrong, I do like all the Star Wars characters, but deep down I'm an Imperial.  And, underneath it all, everyone's a good guy.

Speaking of good guys, I will tell you my favorite (no, it's not Luke Skywalker!).  My favorite non-Imperial character (even though he was an Imperial once) is Han Solo.  Yeah, he's pretty cool in a weird kind of way.  He's a good guy, but he's not real nice all the time.  I would have to say that in my opinion, he is probably the most normal of all the Star Wars characters.  Now, the Skywalker boy, I don't think he got his brains from his father.  Luke can be pretty silly at times!  (I just love that scream that was added in the Trilogy!)  Enough about the good guys!

I really like Grand Moff Tarkin!  Is he just too evil or what?!  I strongly believe that, if he had not been blown up on the first Death Star, the Empire would have won!  That is just my opinion, but he was a very strong military leader.  Yes, sure, his tactics were cruel, but he got the job done.  He found the Rebel base, he went to destroy them, and BOOM: THE FORCE WAS NOT WITH HIM!  "Retreat now? In our hour of glory?"  NOT!  Sorry, Tarkin!  Love ya', but you made a bad choice!

Now to the one thing I wish Star Wars would have: DRAGONS!  I know, that sounds really weird, but I like dragons!  I guess that having dragons would make the Star Wars Universe too ordinary, but I want a dragon!  Thank you George R. R. Martin for giving me dragons in The Game of Thrones!

Now, our beloved Emperor, that everyone hates so much: Well, he was kind of crusty, but he once was a "sweet young thang!"  Well, everything changes!  So he got old and crusty, and then his own accomplice killed him!  Everyone gets old, but let's mention the fact that drawing on the Dark Side of the Force does have it's drawbacks!  You get older faster, and your friends go sour on you!

I still think the Empire should have won!  I mean, give them a break!  Anyway, all Imperials should give thanks to the troopers,  Stormtroopers that is.  They always get shot first!  Just like you know who is going to get killed first in horror movies!

Yeah, here it is: THE END!

Catarina Kerr

The Real Me


RPG Gaming Personas

My Star Wars Characters

Catarina Kerr

Background: At the age of 7, my rich parents sent me to a Jedi school. In a research assignment on Dark Jedi, I found my true place in the Force. At the age of 10, I killed my master, and received guidance from an Old Republic Dark Jedi ghost, Sok Go'mik (Master Sok).

Basic Stats: Age: 18/ Race: Human/ Homeworld: Ambria/ Strength: 7/ Run: 9/ Move: 7/ Force Use: 7/ Dark Force Use: 10/ Blaster Use: 6/ Rifle Use: 8/ Item Use: 9/ Fast Talk: 8/ Thief: 8/ Pilot: 5/ Swoop: 7

Powers: Mind Control Level 2, Force Choke, Force Lift Level 3

Items: 1000 credits/ Hutt Starship ('Randlac IV')/ Lightsaber

Captain Treasure Tee

General Stats: Imperial Star Destroyer Captain/ Age: 29/ Gender: Female/ Species: Human

Dexterity: 2D+2/ Blaster: 3D+1/ Dodge: 3D

Knowledge: 3D/ Bureaucracy: 3D+1/ Intimidation/ Tactics: 3D+2/ Willpower: 3D+1

Mechanical: 3D+2/ Astrogation: 4D/ Capital Ship Piloting: 4D+1/ Capital Ship Gunnery

Perception: 3D+1/ Command: 4D/ Con: 3D+2/ Persuation/ Search: 4D

Strength: 2D+1/ Brawling: 2D+2/ Stamina: 3D/ Swimming

Technical: 3D/ Capital Ship Repair: 3D+2/ Security: 3D

Special Abilities: Control: 3D/ Sense: 2D/ Alter: 3D

Physical Description: Short blond-brown hair, green eyes, lanky athletic build, and a birthmark on right wrist.

Background: Found in an alley when I was only two days old, I was adopted by a prominent Corulag family who could not have children of their own. I was raised to respect and be loyal to the New Order ideals, and I respected and supported Emperor Palpatine for what he did for my adopted family. I attended Corulag Academy and became an Imperial Pilot. After the death of Emperor Palpatine, I felt the need to promote myself further in the ranks of the Imperials and did so. With the defeat of Thrawn and the disappearance of my adopted family, I am more resolved than ever to be instrumental in the defeat of the New Republic.

Personality: Energetic with nerves of steel, yet often outspoken and sarcastic, I thrive in command situations. I am outgoing and casual with people I view as 'friends', but I always have an ulterior motive. My only fault is a complex about my real parents deserting me.

Objectives: To aid in the defeat of the New Republic and promote my own military career. (Hidden Agenda: To hunt down and kill my real parents.)

A Quote: "The Empire will defeat the New Republic. It's only a matter of time."

Equipment: Imperial Uniform/ Blaster Pistol 4D/ Rank Code Cylinder

Catarina Kerr


Vehicle blasters PERCEPTION 3D


Willpower 2D+1 STRENGTH 2D+2


Starship shields TECHNICAL 2D+2



Kinetic Communication: Lorrdians can communicate with one another by means of a language of subtle facial expressions, muscle ticks and body gestures. This is a special ability because the language is so complex that only an individual raised entirely in the Lorrdian culture can learn the subtleties of the language.  

Raised on the planet of Lorrd, Catarina was always a difficult child. She had few friends, and the ones she did have only tolerated her because their parents made them. Thus, she became somewhat of a loner and a trouble maker.

Catarina did not enjoy learning the complex language that the Lorrdians developed during their period of slavery; therefore, she developed very unusual gestures, some of which are consider quite rude by Lorrdian standards. She also detested the fact that she was from a culture that had once served as slaves, even though it was not by their own choice.

Catarina found her solace in tinkering with droids, computers, and all type of vehicles. She enjoyed fixing things that were broken and breaking things that were fixed. It was in this venue that Catarina met her Jedi teacher, a Lorrdian named Teton Crue.

Crue was not a Jedi Master, but he was knowledgeable in the ways of the force and saw the abilities in Catarina. He taught her of the ways of a Jedi (what he knew), the Jedi code, how to construct a lightsaber, and warned her of the lure of the dark side; but, Catarina always proved to be a difficult student.

Crue decided that Catarina was too difficult a student for him to instruct and told her that she should seek out a Jedi Master to instruct her. In a fit of rage Catarina engaged Crue in a lightsaber battle and took the arm of probably the only true friend she ever had. Catarina immediately apologized for her actions, but the damage was already done. Teton Crue left the planet of Lorrd, and to this day, Catarina has not seen him again.

After working very hard to earn enough money to buy a ship, Catarina purchased a Firespray Class ship from a Bounty Hunter that had crash landed on Lorrd. The ship was not in working condition, but with a few years of work, the ship became fairly space worthy.

Without saying good-bye to anyone, Catarina left Lorrd to seek out a Jedi Academy. She knew she must make right the wrong that she had done to Crue, and the only way she could think of to do was to find a Jedi Master that could help her deter from the path of the Dark Side.

At the age of 25, Catarina set out on a journey that lead her to the planet of Ambria. There she met her new Master and is struggling still to control her actions.

EQUIPMENT: 500 credits, lightsaber (4D), blaster pistol (4D), Firespray Class Patrol and Attack Ship(currently non-functional), 2 sets of clothing, medpac

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